Here’s an excerpt from another classic Craigslist posting:

We’ve had this Temple to Broseidon under our control since W. went Ameri-bro and Mission Accomplished the shit out of Iraq and it has seen some of the greatest bros of the last decade pass through its hallowed halls: 2 direct descendants of the A-Team, they guy who came up with Under Armour’s “We must protect this house” campaign, Nicholas Cage, and a surfer bro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-5F_7DwPpo) that made Keanu Reeves in Point Break look like Lionel Richie.

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Aziz rules.

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This telestrator was one John Madden away from map porn:

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This is what you call natural talent:

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Scouts didn’t believe his rumored 40 yard dash time until they saw him in person.

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