Archive for January, 2006

Fire!

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

How did this ever seem like a good idea?

Promise not to tell

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

President Bush plans to visit our “super-secret” spies. If it were a movie starring Matt Damon or Ben Affleck, do you think they’d use the term “super-secret?” Come on, there has to be some creativity in the government. How about Z900 Level Spies? Maybe they are robots.

Camron upset

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Apparently he wasn’t offered a role in the Pink Panther movie

Camron (above, right) recently dissed former boss Jay-Z. Not only does he dress like that, he sold his pink Range Rover on ebay last year. I think Jigga has plenty of ammo if he wants to fire back, which is doubtful.

Jesus forgives you

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

CNN profiled former “adult entertainers” who have now formed a Christian support group. Okay.

Oh well

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Petey Pablo (above) is featured on the new Kevin Federline album. Petey Pablo is featured on the new Bone Thugs album. I hope that connection doesn’t ruin my hopes for a great comeback album.

Ouch

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

This is why you don’t try WWE moves in a boxing match.

Grillllz and Tatts

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Paul Wall and Travis Barker (tatted up Blink 182 drummer) are forming a rap group. Can’t wait to see their videos.

Podcast

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

For those of you that actually know what a Podcast is, download the daily Podcast from The Onion. Right now it is #1 in Itunes Podcast section, it is hilarious.
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Trendy Chuck

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Saturday Night Live jumped on the ‘Chuck Norris is funny’ bandwagon. Check out their tribute here.

WB and UPN merge

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Coming this fall, WB and UPN will merge to form the network CW. Not sure what that stands for, but thought I’d give you the heads up so you’re not confused when the trees change colors.

Chuck’s new film

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Chuck Norris is producing a golf family film. Seriously. Watch the trailer, it’s a riot.