Screech is a porn star!
A few months ago it was reported that Dustin Diamond, AKA Screech from Saved by the Bell, is hung like a donkey. Apparently that story didn’t get him enough publicity or any acting roles, so now he’s releasing a porno film. Him and his manager aren’t even making it sound stolen or accidentally released; they’re shopping it around.
His manager said this:
“…Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”
No, Mr. Manager. He’ll always be Screech. People will only buy his porno to see if he finally gets Lisa Turtle.
New visitor? Subscribe to YepYep's RSS feed! Random Awesomeness From YepYep:
