Archive for October, 2006

Bullshit bingo

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

This is for those kickin it in a cubicle right now.
Thanks Jason.
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Nude housecleaning!

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

From this Craigslist post:
cute naked girl wants to clean for you!
sit back and relax while a cute 26 year old girl dusts, scrubs, and vacuums all totally nude!
when i’m finished, enjoy a clean home!
75.00 / hour. pics available.
city only. i do not travel to the suburbs.
note: this is housecleaning only. i am not a prostitute.
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Was your costume original this year?

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Top Adults’ Costumes 2006

 

1.
Witch
17.5%

2.
Pirate
3.7%

3.
Vampire (generic)
3.7%

4.
Cat
2.6%

5.
Clown
1.8%

6.
Fairy
1.6%

7.
Gypsy
1.6%

8.
Superhero
1.6%

9.
Ghost
1.4%

10.
Dracula
1.3%

11.
Devil
1.2%

12.
Hooker
1.1%

13.
Nurse
1.1%

14.
Pumpkin/Jack o’Lantern
1.1%

15.
Athlete
1.0%

16.
Princess
1.0%

17.
Zombie
1.0%

18.
Angel
0.8%

19.
French Maid
0.8%

20.
Cowboy/Cowgirl
0.7%

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Inmate tattoos cousin’s killer

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

If the guy that got tattoo’d is a killer, he must be a pretty weak one.  How could you let your face get a tattoo while conscious?
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Harley Davidson Black Sheep commercial

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

I like it.

Thanks Lauren.
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How to load your BMX bike into your van

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

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Pic o day

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

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How to get fired from an announcing job

Monday, October 30th, 2006

This commentator made a big mistake when his partner was going into great detail about having soft hands in football. This is from Saturday’s Iowa - Northern Illinois game.

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Post Secret

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

PostSecret.com is “an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.”
Some of the submissions are disturbing, some are funny, and most are weird. I’ll be linking regularly to the images I find amusing. Here’s another:

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Overheard in Chicago

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

Check the site out for a good time. I’ll post some of my favorites from time to time.
Dude: “No. The lock is friggin’ broke, man. I can’t fix it.”
Genius: “Have you tried using a pen or something to rig it?”
Dude: “Yeah. I tried a pen. Right after the GOD DAMN KEY DIDN’T WORK. Idiot.”
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Spoonie Luv calls for a tee time

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

Spoonie Luv is Tracy Morgan’s character from Crank Yankers. His best pranks are when he posts a classified ad and pitches greeting card ideas. Unfortunately, I can’t find those on YouTube.
Here’s him trying to make a tee time at a country club:

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