South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With ‘$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar’ Lawsuit
This is the best news story I think I’ve ever read. Please please please also read the PDF of the hand-written lawsuit. It’s hysterical.
Some highlights of what Jonathan Riches is accusing Vick of are below. Let me repeat, this crazy inmate is accusing Michael Vick of:
- Stealing his pit bulls and selling them on eBay so he could profit and buy missiles from Iran
- Breaking the RFID tags on his dog’s collars
- Stealing his identity out of his coat and then opening up accounts at PetsMart to fund an illegal dog fighting ring
- Using his name on clothing and selling it
- Pledging allegiance to the Al Queda
- Doing drugs in school zones
- Subjecting Mr. Riches to microwave testing (huh?)
- Doing steroids
- Hurting his feelings and dashing his hopes
All of that is valued at 63 billion dollars, which Mr. Riches wants delivered to his prison by UPS and backed by gold and silver.
Awesome!
Thanks Dave.
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