What should Notre Dame’s schedule next year look like?
From Clay Travis’ blog on CBS is this amusing entry on what Notre Dame’s schedule should be in 2008 in order to get a few wins for the fat guy.
Notre Dame 2008 schedule (proposed)
9/6: Dillon Panthers (Friday Night Lights) — Even with Coach Eric Taylor back there’s going to be a lot of work for him to do to make up for Smash’s graduation. The 2008 team may gel, but it might not. It’s important to test your team early. Plus, there’s NBC convergence here so this actually makes a ton of cross-promotional sense.
9/13: United States Merchant Marine Academy — It’s painfully obvious to everyone that Navy and Air Force in the same season were far too challenging. It’s time to dial it back a bit.
9/20: at Appalachian State — This win would go a long way towards demonstrating that Notre Dame could hang with Michigan. By hang with Michigan we mean lose.
9/27: Mount Union — Nine time defending D-III champs are nothing to sneeze at. In fact rumor has it that Notre Dame is already contemplating breaking its contract and scheduling Oberlin instead.
10/4: Hickory High — Some people say you don’t really prove anything by beating a 1950s basketball team on a football field. Charlie Weis knows what to call these idiots … Boston College fans.
10/11: Losing Lingerie Bowl Team — Fundamentals, fundamentals, fundamentals. If Notre Dame’s defenders can’t tackle buxom women wearing thigh-high garters and corsets then it has bigger issues than losing football games. Bonus points, Tom Hammond will love this game.
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November 16th, 2007 at 10:44 am
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November 16th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
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