
Apparently Dennis Rodman is the next star that has fallen on hard times. Instead of joining a VH1 reality show, he’s pimping himself out via this ghetto website. Here are some of the a la carte options:
- Game of HORSE - $100
- Game of PIG - $70
- Ride down Michigan Avenue on the back of his Harley - $80 (BARGAIN!)
- Tattoo consulting - $80
- Consulting on how to pick up chicks that will “yield panty-dropping results” - $125.
Visit RentRodman here.


















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Fake website.
“Unfortunately, Dennis isn’t available because he has no idea this website exists.” is the message you get when you submit the form for his services.
Turns out it’s an April Fools joke that got me. Darn.
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