With everyone already tired of seeing promos for the brutal-looking You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, there’s no question that the quality of Adam Sandler movies has gone downhill since the Happy Gilmore / Billy Madison days. One thing that has stayed consistent, however, is Sandler’s selection of hot chicks to be his leading lady on screen.

Let’s break them down

#10 - Drew Barrymore - The Wedding Singer / 50 First Dates

I’ll never be attracted to a woman that has touched Tom Green, but I thought she had to at least make the list so she gets the bottom spot, edging out Winona Ryder (Mr, Deeds) and Marisa Tomei (Anger Management).

#9 - Courtney Cox - The Longest Yard

While her role in this movie was brief, it was unforgettable due to her un-Friends-like boobage.

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But I sure hope they ran into some later that day.

Hey noobz, the Daily Boom is the one thing in today’s update that features flying blubber.

The YouTube description explains it the best:

The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed on the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects.

So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan — remember, I am not making this up — of blowing up the whale with dynamite. The thinking is that the whale would be blown into small pieces, which would be eaten by seagulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal.

It’s unreal that they thought dynamite was the logical answer for this problem. John, who sent me this clip, summed it up best:

When an opportunity presents itself to blow something up (especially a whale carcass) with a half-ton of dynamite, you take it and run with it.

The mastermind of the operation had to have been the kid in his neighborhood who would blow up frogs with M80s.

A lot of you may be close to or already at that point in your life where you consider buying a place. The New York Times put together this super handy tool to help you calculate what’s the better decision RIGHT NOW. Check it.

Thanks Ben.

The NBA announced to its teams this week at its annual pre-draft camp that fines will be imposed on players starting next season for clear cases of “flopping,” ESPN.com has learned.

Finally, being a bitch defensively will cost you.

All of these are great, especially the stapled tie prank.

Thanks Ben.

CollegeHumor asked its readers to submit their photos of putting on the poundage in college.  My favorite is above, view the rest here.

After seeing this version of the trailer that has bad words, I’m much more excited to see this.

From NextRound.

Huh?links puts the spotlight on the most recent head-scratching stories from out thurr

• Space station’s lone toilet is broken. [CNN]
• Dwight Schrute joins cast of Transformers 2. [People]
• Hulk Hogan and his son are assholes, just listen. [CNN Video]
• UFO explosions over Vietnam! [Reuters]
• Monkeys can control robots with their brains! [CNN]
• OU student falls 7 stories from balcony, lives. [Uwire]
• Polygamist leader Warren Jeffs’ creepy makeout pics. [TSG]

Blog It Out is your daily trip through the Blogosphere. Email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  She got me drinking Pepsi.

• Clips from the new Tecmo Bowl game. [Deadspin]
• Simon Rex, the 90’s MTV VJ, tries rapping and snorts coke with Alf. [Brahsome]
• Cindy Crawford’s still got it. [MyChillPill]
• Youngest daughter from 7th Heaven snapped smoochin girls. [BuzzFeed]

She throws just as bad as you’d imagine and looks uglier than I remembered.