With everyone already tired of seeing promos for the brutal-looking You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, there’s no question that the quality of Adam Sandler movies has gone downhill since the Happy Gilmore / Billy Madison days. One thing that has stayed consistent, however, is Sandler’s selection of hot chicks to be his leading lady on screen.

Let’s break them down

#10 - Drew Barrymore - The Wedding Singer / 50 First Dates

I’ll never be attracted to a woman that has touched Tom Green, but I thought she had to at least make the list so she gets the bottom spot, edging out Winona Ryder (Mr, Deeds) and Marisa Tomei (Anger Management).

#9 - Courtney Cox - The Longest Yard

While her role in this movie was brief, it was unforgettable due to her un-Friends-like boobage.

#8 - Joey Lauren Adams - Big Daddy

This may be a disputed ranking for her, but I like her voice and if you don’t like her, deal with it and scroll down for some better eye candy.

#7 - Bridgette Wilson - Billy Madison

Who didn’t like the hot teacher from Billy Madison? I did until I learned she was married to gorilla-man Pete Sampras

#6 - Julie Bowen - Happy Gilmore

Unfortunately her movie career didn’t jump off after Happy Gilmore, but she has bounced around a bunch of TV shows I’ve never watched.

#5 - Kristy Swanson - Big Daddy

Kristy’s heyday was in the mid 90’s when she was in Baywatch, Playboy, and the above memorable scene from Big Daddy. Unfortunately she lost her bikini body and then some and was in an edition of Celebrity Fit Club (the show for fat celebs). Was corrected by the nice guy in the comments below, excuse me for confusing her with Erika Eleniak, the other famous Playboy blonde not named Pamela from the 90’s. This picture of Kristy still backs up my above point.

#4 - Emmanuelle Chriqui - You Don’t Mess With The Zohan

Better known as E’s girlfriend in Entourage, she finally makes the move to the big screen but doesn’t land a leading man that’s taller than her.

#3 - Kate Beckinsale - Click

This movie was terrible, but you might have fought through it to spend some more time with Kate Beckinsale, who was recently named The Sexiest Woman on the Planet by On205th.

#2 - Paz Vega - Spanglish

She’s the reason there’s a chance you watched Spanglish without your girlfriend.

#1 - Jessica Biel - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

The scene above of Jessica in her undies was smartly the focus of the previews for this film otherwise about Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretending to be gay. Not surprisingly, Sandler slipped into the script a part where he gets to cop a feel. Well done.

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