This is the South at its finest. Be sure to watch the entire clip.

My wife said if I didn’t get her another beer, she was gonna stab me in the face.

I been drankin all day hang on just a second.

I gotta pee.

I know my rights!

Thanks Randall.

“I close my eyes and think of Ricky Martin”

OK I made that up, but in the following quote he confirms a secret marriage to Ana Kournikova along with confusion as to what went wrong. I think we all know what went wrong.

“Oh I’m not married, no. I mean I was married. I was married, seriously.

“I was married a year ago to Anna and I don’t know what happened.

“We’re not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact.”

Daily Star is the source but I found it here. How about some Anna pics to make you feel better (click thumbnails for full size):

I wonder what he does to bikers.

That’s right, some genius wanted to eat his steak with just one utensil and invented the knork.  I’d love to try one out, and my money is on Taco Bell for being the innovator that jumps on this invention first.

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Not exactly, but he led off his Glastonbury set with a cover of Oasis’ hit “Wonderwall.” The reason this is amusing is because Oasis lead singer Noel Gallagher had been bitching for weeks about Jay-Z being the headliner.

It might only be from batting practice, but this is still an incredible camera view.

From HotClicks.

This is pretty funny:

Scary via Gizmodo:

Creative Chicago fan via Homerderby: