“Hello Matt, I needed my horse to jump the fence to take a dip in your infinity pool. I love your blog.”

After reading this article about genius Brits using Google Earth to “gatecrash” people’s pools, I had a thought – Wouldn’t it be sweet to come home early from work, throw your bag on the table, shuffle (but not open) some mail, realize your shoes smell, and then look out the window to catch Brooklyn Decker gatecrashing your pool?

Yes, it would be sweet.

So I asked some of the Internet’s most notorious tailfinders who their dream gatecrasher would be. Here are their answers (in order of submission):

Kelly Brook - Next Round

See more of Kelly @NextRound.net.

Jillian Beyor - Busted Coverage

See more of Jillian @Busted Coverage.

A whole lot more after the jump…

Jane Hoochie Boobie Doe - Don Chavez

See a lot more of whoever this is @DonChavez.

Hilary Duff - Blog Of Hilarity

They chose Duff with hopes she’d bring snacks. See more here.

Gina Carano - On205th

For more of the American Gladiator known as Crush, visit On205th.

Marisa Miller - Brahsome and MyChillPill

See plenty more of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover Model here, here, and here.

Erin Andrews - MacGsWorld

Ch ch check EA out here.

Oompa Loompa Lady - Banned In Hollywood

They like em charred at BIH.

Vida Guerra - The World of Isaac

See a lot more of Vida’s booty here.

Who’s your ideal gatecrasher???