Tara Reid is partying at Crobar on Friday night and apparently no one cares or is buying tickets.  Therefore your agenda should be the following:

• Get Qdoba (queso sauce!) after work
• Get tanked while watching Van Wilder to remind yourself why you might want to see Tara Reid
• Head to Crobar, feel like a Dbag when you get to the door
• Realize Tara Reid looks like this
• Fail at all attempts to make a good story out of the situation
• Head next door to VIP’s Gentleman’s Club
• *Follow above agenda with 2-4 dudes to ensure a Brahsome time