Kanye Is Dating Soiled Goods?
And by soiled, I mean pooped on. This story has all kinds of connections, let me break it down for you:
- The rumor mill says that Kanye West is dating Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks
- Ebanks was engaged to Nick Canon / Mariah Carey’s current husband
- After breaking the engagement, Ebanks dated Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora
- Osi Umenyiora rose to Internet fame for supposedly paying a girl $3k to doo doo on her
Therefore, one can assume that Kanye’s new girlfriend has been pooped on.
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June 20th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
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