Here’s a couple options I’ve stumbled across for those of you that set your alarm for 6 but don’t actually get up until 6:42:
The Puzzle Clock, found via 9 To Fried, which shoots puzzle pieces all over the place and doesn’t shut up until you reassemble it. Brilliantly annoying.
Clocky, which I own, jumps off your table and either runs across the room or under your bed while chirping like an asshole bird.
See the rest after the jump…
The Laser Target Alarm Clock, which requires you to hit a bullseye to shut it off.
The Drill Sargent Alarm Clock, which plays a bugle and then puts you down for a few minutes by calling you a maggot.
The Flying Alarm Clock, which (you guessed it) takes off and doesn’t shut up until you put it back in its dock.
The Wake N’ Bacon, which wakes you up with the smell of fresh bacon. The best part about it is that it’s not produced by some synthetic bacon smell, it actually cooks you a slice of bacon! Not only are you awake, but you’ve got a head start on breakfast!
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You forgot the Sonic Bomb, which wakes you up Via loud high pitched sounds AND physical vibration. I don’t dare set it to both at once. Almost gave me a heart attack last time…
i so need one of these lol
these are a waste of human emotions
Sadly i bought the puzzle alarm clock its great in theory but plays a soft non annoying song that my husband can easily sleep through.
Holy crap I need one of these. Unfortunately, my lazy half has already figured out how I would disable them (duct tape over the puzzle clock, clocky goes in a box… etc). My desire for sleep outweighs my willpower.
These clocks all rock!
The drill sergeant clock is our favorite.
Hey, if you guys are crazy about alarm clocks, may I humble suggest that you check out our selection of alarm clocks online:
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i’ve been at the plant. i’ve spoke to some workers.
i don’t think that he’s a crook.
MAggie-
What are you, a fucking vulcan!?!?
Best I ever saw was the alarm clock baseball, to snooze it you throw it against the wall. Then 9 minutes later you have to find it to shut it off!
Brilliant!
I love the bacon one, but (as you load the bacon in before you go to sleep and it is not a refrigerator clock) doesn’t it just serve you stinky salmonella bacon every morning?
I imagine that the permeating smell of spoiled meat would start keeping you up all night after about two weeks of use. If not that, then the intestinal spasms.
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