6 Alarm Clocks For The Snooze-Happy
Here’s a couple options I’ve stumbled across for those of you that set your alarm for 6 but don’t actually get up until 6:42:
The Puzzle Clock, found via 9 To Fried, which shoots puzzle pieces all over the place and doesn’t shut up until you reassemble it. Brilliantly annoying.
Clocky, which I own, jumps off your table and either runs across the room or under your bed while chirping like an asshole bird.
See the rest after the jump…
The Laser Target Alarm Clock, which requires you to hit a bullseye to shut it off.
The Drill Sargent Alarm Clock, which plays a bugle and then puts you down for a few minutes by calling you a maggot.
The Flying Alarm Clock, which (you guessed it) takes off and doesn’t shut up until you put it back in its dock.
The Wake N’ Bacon, which wakes you up with the smell of fresh bacon. The best part about it is that it’s not produced by some synthetic bacon smell, it actually cooks you a slice of bacon! Not only are you awake, but you’ve got a head start on breakfast!
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July 19th, 2008 at 3:27 am
You forgot the Sonic Bomb, which wakes you up Via loud high pitched sounds AND physical vibration. I don’t dare set it to both at once. Almost gave me a heart attack last time…
July 25th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
i so need one of these lol
July 31st, 2008 at 6:07 am
these are a waste of human emotions
July 31st, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Sadly i bought the puzzle alarm clock its great in theory but plays a soft non annoying song that my husband can easily sleep through.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Holy crap I need one of these. Unfortunately, my lazy half has already figured out how I would disable them (duct tape over the puzzle clock, clocky goes in a box… etc). My desire for sleep outweighs my willpower.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:49 am
These clocks all rock!
The drill sergeant clock is our favorite.
Hey, if you guys are crazy about alarm clocks, may I humble suggest that you check out our selection of alarm clocks online:
http://onlineclock.net/about/
August 24th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
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September 12th, 2008 at 1:04 am
i’ve been at the plant. i’ve spoke to some workers.
i don’t think that he’s a crook.