Attention All Middle Eastern Terrorists: Heidi And Spencer Are Coming
Dear Osama and Friends -
Just wanted to give you guys a friendly heads up that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are coming your way. Most of America would be totally cool with you testing out any new techniques on them or just practicing the old ones. For your reference, here are some photos and tips that should help your intel:
Heidi will sport some fake sobbing after a healthy dose of ‘pretending to care.’ Likely will happen around injured soldiers, Iraqi babies, or journalists.
As seen from their trip to Mexico below, they’ll try to assimilate with the culture by eating the native food. Have lookouts at the falafel joints.
See a whole lot more after the jump…
They instantly start having a much better time when flashing lights are involved. Consider hiring paparazzi as a distraction.
They never take conspicuous transportation, so I’m assuming you already have an in with the wheel cart guys.
These gestures actually mean WE LOVE AMERICA AND GEORGE BUSH AND DRAW PICTURES OF MOHAMMED!!! Just so you know.
If they’re spotted in costumes, that may mean the Hawaiian Tropic girls or Jessica Simpson canceled on their USO Show Performance. Stay away from there, no harming U.S. soldiers please.
Sincerely,
Matt
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July 23rd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
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