Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  Squeeze it out!

• 37 Reasons Michael Phelps Is Better Than Chuck Norris.  [AfroJacks]
• 5 Movie Characters That Could Probably Outdrink You.  [Regretful Morning]
• Constipated Olympic Weightlifting Faces.  [Uncoached]
• Big Foot Claims Turn Out To Be A Hoax.  Duh.  [Telegraph]
• Iphone that came loaded with pictures from the factory.  [MacRumors]
• Cruise ship cut in half, enlarged, put back together.  [Somesite]
• American Airlines now has in-flight WiFi.  [Crunchgear]
• Chicago’s own version of Erin Andrews.  [Busted Coverage]
• Bottle Rocket To The Nuts.  [On205th]
• 7 Movies to see this Fall.  [Cuzoogle]
• Funny Bar Signs.  [BBI]