Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here. Don’t turn around?

• 5 Antisocial Gadgets That Should Be Banned.  [Wired]
• Week 2 College Football Picks.  [Cuzoogle]
• 10 Greatest Sports Calls Ever.  [LoveOfSports]
• Top 10 Jerks In Your Fantasy Football League.  [Epic Carnival]
• Deadspin’s Cincinnati Bengals Season Preview.  [Deadspin]
• 15 Strange Moments In Anti-theft.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Elton John can snort more than Lily Allen.  [BBI]
• Everybody’s PIN #!  [Somesite]
• Irish Sports Minister speaks the truth:  white men are slower.  [Deadspin]
• Impress the ladies with a Jar Jar Binks salad.  Seriously.  [Only Knives]
• America’s 10 Most Confusing Traffic Signs.  [jalopnik]