Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here. Way better than Ocho Cinco.

• 10 Ocho Cinco Inspired NFL Name Changes.  [Next Round]
• The Best Of Johnny Drama.  [cuzoogle]
• 5 Cheap Tricks TV Uses To Keep You Watching.  [Cracked]
• Most Alien Looking Place On Earth.  [Dark Roasted Blend]
• Bear busts secret Utah pot farm.  [CBC]
• Rent a USC Song Girl for your next party.  [Busted Coverage]
• 9 Cult-like Kids Shows.  [Blog Of Hilarity]
• From 4.0 at Harvard to working at Blockbuster.  [CollegeOTR]
• Top 5 TV Characters That Were Athletes.  [Uncoached]
• Michael Phelps grabbin butt.  [Gawker]