Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here. Snake gets worked by the underdog like Kimbo Slice.

• Things That Have Tried (And Failed) To Kill Nick Nolte.  [Next Round]
• Mouse Bites Viper Snake To Death (pics).  [Telegraph]
• Bands That Have No Business Reuniting.  [Boosh Magazine]
• Kendra Wilkinson likes to hook up just like Johnny Drama.  [Epic Carnival]
• National Debt Clock Runs Out Of Digits.  [Cuzoogle]
• Smoothie King talks trash to Tim Tebow.  [Busted Coverage]
• Things sports announcers need to stop saying.  [Uncoached]
• Chicago to have GLBT high school.  [Chicagoist]
• Funny Car Racing Has Its Perks.  [Don Chavez]
• Female Devil Rays fans are getting mohawks in their special zone.  [Deuce of Davenport]
• Hilarious Condom Commercial (video).  [Regretful Morning]
• Pacman Jones tried to beat up his babysitter.  [PFT]
• A tool to improve the shower hookup.  [Tasty Booze]