Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  Liked her better in Chuck & Larry.

• Top 20 Charles Barkley Quotes.  [Next Round]
• Ladies:  CNN says wear red and fellas will like you more.  [CNN]
• IF Chad Johnson would have scored last weekend, he had an Obama celebration prepared.  [PFT]
• This reporter needs to groom his fingernails.  [Brahsome]
• Seth Rogen is becoming quite the on-screen ladies man.  [Maxim]
• Hotties getting killed in horror movies.  Check out the last one featuring Shannon Elizabeth.  [Boosh]
• 7 Vampire Movies With Eye Candy.  [Cuzoogle]
• Nerdy Costume Designs.  [CMD Shift]
• Joaquin Phoenix is retiring?  [Celebridiot]
• BS Retirements Over Time.  [Details]
• Best Pizza Guide In America is lacking Chicago mentions.  [Pro Travel Guide]
• What answers are these protesters looking for?  [Salty Milk]