This special edition of Home Stretch is extra long to get you through the week (or rest of a slow work day).  Not sure how much updatage will be happening this week, but hopefully you’re not online regardless.

• What’s Wrong With This Picture?  [Tasty Booze]
• 25 Best Cities To Find A Job.  [CNN]
• The Twitter Commandments.  [Denuology]
• 10 Things That Make Chris Bosh Go Postal.  [Cuzoogle]
• 6 Horrendously Bad Jim Carrey Sequels.  [Next Round]
• Hottest Women Of Wrestling.  [Uncoached]
• A reason for every NFL team’s fans to be thankful.  [SFTsports]
• Perfectly Timed Sports Snapshots.  [The Chive]
• Athletes Who Don’t Make Us Want To Purge This Thanksgiving.  [Machochip]
• Read this Thanksgiving poem before going out tonight.  [Boosh]
• Top 11 Marketing Taglines Of 2008.  [Resource Nation]
• Every Britney Spears Rolling Stone Cover.  [Salty Milk]
• Walmart Busted For Selling Penis Straws (video).  [Laugh Freak]
• Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Unsexiest Magazine Covers Of All Time.  [Examiner]
• Why do we get disgusted?  [Some site]
• Win $250 and free snacks for a year!  [The Bachelor Guy]
• 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever.  [Cracked]
• Writings On A Bathroom Stall.  [World of Isaac]
• Television Stars Destined For Better Things.  [Gunaxin]
• Tila Tequila shows off some middle boobage, remains ugly.  [Celebridiot]
• Megan Fox yes lakdjsf;lsjo;iue.  [Observation Bubble]
• E! Names Their Hottest Woman.  [Moondog Sports]
• Be The Talk Of Facebook (but not for being wasted).  [9toFried]