Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here. She looks better than an inflatable.

• Burglar Breaks Into Store, Has Sex With Mannequins.  [Blog Of Hilarity]
• 6 National Anthems That Will Make You Tremble With Fear.  [Cracked]
• Obama Will Pay For Your Gas And Mortgage?  [Regretful Morning]
• 5 Things White People Shouldn’t Do Since Obama Won.  [The Root]
• Heidi Klum Does Risky Business (video).  [Salty Milk]
• Check out Busted Coverage for hot chicks showing their political allegiances.
• Rap Translations.  [Tasty Booze]
• This is disgusting.  [Afro Jacks]
• I had another good week picking the NFL.  [Cuzoogle]
• This is Marissa Miller’s husband.  [Angry T]
• Top 12 Reasons Why The Browns Switched To Brady Quinn.  [Epic Carnival]