Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here. EARLY TODAY!

• 12 Most Underrated Players In Tecmo Super Bowl.  [Four Horsemen Tattoo]
• Top 20 Celebrity Mustaches.  [City Pages]
• Facebook Status Gets Texas Player Kicked Off Team.  [World of Isaac]
• Human Giant’s Funeral Card Trick (video).  [Regretful Morning]
• Paul Rudd Woke Up And Decided To Be Cool.  [Next Round]
• Science Proves Midseason Coaching Changes Don’t Work.  [Live Science]
• Kendra Is Engaged To Hank Baskett?  [Epic Carnival]
• The Beer Organ.  [Noise Addicts]
• 10 Worst Movies To Buy For Your Girlfriend.  [Blog Of Hilarity]
• Cancer Fighting Beer.  [Tasty Booze]
• Man blacks out, unknowingly steals car.  [MSNBC]
• Dancing Packer Fans (video).  [Busted Coverage]
• Top 10 Basketball Shoes Of All Time.  [Bleacher Report]
• Keyshawn Johnson, interior decorator?  [Awful Announcing]
• Top 16 Sports Movie Villains.  [Uncoached]