Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  Lil Jong say herrow whaaaaat!!!

• Kim Jong-Il is alive.  Photographic evidence.  [Banned in Hollywood]
• High schoolers to Ashton Kutcher:  Stop coaching us.  [NFL Juice]
  
• What every President has done in his first 100 days in office.  [Good Magazine]
• LSU girls incorporate stripper pole in tailgate.  [Busted Coverage]
• 50 Facts You Might Not Know About Barack Obama.  [Telegraph]
• Playboy Playmate stabbed and killed in her apartment.  Terrible.  [Machochip]
• Obama sex toys are already here.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• 10 Great “Fat Guy” Moments In Sports.  [On205th]
• Worst Hip Hop Freestyles Ever.  [Boosh Magazine]
• A 41 year-old model you’ll definitely like.  [Uncoached]
• Top 10 Cheerleading Scandals.  [FanIQ]
• Daunte Culpepper joins an elite fraternity.  [Angry T]
• Fun with football animated gifs.  [Mouthpiece Sports]