Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  Beavis and Butthead’s liqour store.

• 20 Store Signs That You Just Can’t Make Up.  [Uncoached]
• Tony Romo took a homeless guy to the movies.  [Fan Nation]
• A site comprised of anonymous letters from guys who like hookers.  [Letters From Johns]
• Win a Chris Bosh jersey!  [Cuzoogle]
• World’s Thinnest Speakers.  [Noise Addicts]
• Anna Kournikova gives Enrique Iglesias the boot because of his dogs.  [Machochip]
• Denver Nuggets Cheerleader Leaves Announcers Speechless.  [FanIQ]
• Foreign Music Videos.  [Boosh]
• Sarah Shahi will be your favorite Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• Presidential Firsts.  [Buzz Pirates]
• If She Smokes, She Pokes.  [Phat Phree]
• Pics of the kind of passed out you don’t want to be.  [Uncoached]
• Eminem in M&M’s.  [Salty Milk]