Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here. Can you guess who the athlete above is?

• Best Geek Pranks Of All Time.  [TIME]
• Who’s the Hottest Food Network Chick?  [Moondog Sports]
• Top Widowmakers of the World.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Ashely Dupre’s 15 Seconds Goes into OT.  [Epic Carnival]
• Best Coach-Mascot NCAA Lookalikes.  [Boosh]
• Boy Dies From Excessive Deodorant Use.  [Fox]
• Heidi and Spencer invite Us Weekly but not their parents to their secret wedding.  [Gravy n Biscuits]
• 1 Year-Old Girl Is Knocked Up.  [Afro Jacks]
• Luxury NYC Toilets.  [Cuzoogle]
• Paris Hilton pulls off the slutty Dominatrix look with style.  [Celebridiot]
• Funniest Holiday Movies Of All Time.  [Blog]
• June Report From Busted Coverage Takes Down Horny Officers.  [Busted Coverage]