Who knew Sonya Blade had a weaker Chinese brother?

The man apparently was sucking some serious face, which caused his lady’s eardrum to be dislodged. Incidents like this have been frequent enough for Chinese media outlets to be pushing messages like this:

“A strong kiss may cause an imbalance in the air pressure between two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum.”

So there’s your warning.  Go easy, take a breath, or just skip first base.

Minimal suction, hearing should be ok.