Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Browns Fans No Longer Allowed To Ride Motorized Couches To Games.  [Busted Coverage]
• 7 Stupid Ads For Your Package.  [Regretful Morning]
• Jessica Simpson Wants You To Smell Like Tony Romo.  [Cuzoogle]
• McCain & Palin Sell Their Blackberries, Forget To Delete Info.  [CNN]
• Obama Girl Was Previously A Maxim Hometown Hottie.  [Wii Hotties]
• Owning A Jungle Cat Sure Seems Safe.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• Remember What Tara Reid (now in rehab) Used To Look Like?  [Salty Milk]
• Top Web Searches Of 2008.  [SFGate]
• What not..to..not…hell I don’t care..wear it.  [9 to Fried]
• Marisa Miller Vs. Stacy Keibler.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Christmas Songs that Don’t Suck.  [the Jebbica]
• A tribute to the ‘antiquing” prank.  [Afrojacks]
• MSU Playboy girl kicked out of sorority.  [The World of Isaac]
• Finger food party plates let you get your eat and drink on.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• The Heisman Trophy, what it means and where are they now.  [Gunaxin]