Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  Fat Romeo courtesy of NFLJuice.

• 7 Most Ingenious (and insane) Smuggling Techniques.  [Cracked]
• A Hot Or Not Update On The NBA So Far.  [Cuzoogle]
• Holiday Gift Guide For Music Lovers.  [Jamtopia]
• Picture of a chicken raping an eagle.  Go on, click.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• Alien-like squid with elbows.  Creepy video.  [National Geographic]
• Cruise Ship Outruns Pirates.  [Traveling Light]
• 15 Terrible Presents In TV And Film.  [AV Club]
• Cleveland Browns Need To Be Flushed.  [NFL Juice]
• 9 Greatest Stadium Sex Moments Of The 21st Century.  [Busted Coverage]
• Always be ready for some Duck Huntin’.  [Tasty Booze
• Hottest Ladies of G4 TV.  [Gunaxin]
• Don Chavez is giving away all kinds of goodies.  [Don Chavez]
• Anna Kournikova Can Still Melt Butter.  [MoonDog Sports]
• Alex Rodriguez goes south of the border with Madonna.  [Epic Carnival]
• An indoor rain delay?  [The World of Isaac]
• Odd Jobs: Porn Blogger.  [9 to Fried]
• Michael Phelps has 8 gold medals and a cocktail waitress.  [Bright Black Internet]
• Win a $200 Sumo Omni Lounger [The Bachelor Guy]