Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 3:30PM CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  Garrard sweats as hard as he parties.

• David Garrard Likes To Party.  [Brahsome]
• 7 Most Retarded Criminal Excuses Of All Time.  [Cracked]
• Amsterdam to shut down many brothels and coffee shops.  [News]
• Summer Santa likes him some bball dancers.  [Busted Coverage]
• Fox broadcasts some NFL locker room dong.  [Deadspin]
• Hottest Girls Of Gaming Videos.  [WiiHotties]
• Top 10 Athlete Signature Moves.  [Pyle of List]
• Elephant goes on car-smashing rampage (video).  [Don Chavez]
• Another attractive teacher hooks up with a student?  [Next Round]
• 12 Video Games Acted Out In Real Life.  [Unreality]
• WWE wrestler’s brother also directs Family Guy.  Neat.  [WWE]
• Most hateable Duke players.  [GOWF]
• Hot Alabama Crimson Tide Girls.  [Gunaxin]
• Pamela Anderson whores up an art show.  [Celebridiot]
• A tribute to perverted snowmen.  [Afrojacks]