Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Movie Mistake Screen Shots.  [Unreality]
• Worst Prison Break Attempt Ever.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• 10 Great LEGO Creations.  [Gunaxin]
• Celebs that shouldn’t have recorded albums.  [Details]
• Tattoos gone overboard.  [Uncoached]
• Bouncer Moved To Tears By Tale Of Friends Already In Club.  [Onion]
• 80 Greatest ‘Before They Were Stars’ Photos.  [Manofest]
• Neil Rackers’ wife, not bad.  [NFL Juice]
• The A-Team Movie Is Getting Closer.  [Film Junk]
• Joe Torre’s tell-all book is already becoming a movie.  [Cuzoogle]
• Random Retro Baseball Player: Pascual Perez.  [Sharapova's Thigh]
• Desperate and dateless rejoice! Your virtual 3D girlfriend is here.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• Rihanna in GQ Mexico.  [Celebridiot]
• Velcroed thongs and TV theme songs. It must be Dear Illuminati.  [9 to Fried]
• Church has never been so much fun.  [Afrojacks]
• Can you find Waldo at Obama’s inauguration?  [Brahsome]

Chances are by now you’ve heard from someone that you should be watching NBC’s Friday Night Lights. So why aren’t you? It’s hands down the best show on TV. Hands up the best too.  No matter who you are, I’m going to tell you why you should be tuning in. So read below, send this post to everyone you know, and then cross your fingers for a season 4. If you’re already sold, head on over to Hulu and you’ll be hooked and caught up before you know it.

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Suicide certainly isn’t something to joke about, but this story is something else:

Authorities say 34-year-old Daniel John Lyons of Clifton drove the van about 120 feet off Rim Rock Drive in an apparent suicide attempt Jan. 21. He called 911 when the van got hung up on the rock.

I anticipate that Mr. Lyons will:

• No longer be suicidal
• Claim that this was a sign
• Preach his new found connection with God
• Be in the market for a new van
• Stop watching Road Runner cartoons
  

via blameitonthevoices

Here’s a screenshot of someone’s reply to a Facebook friend request they weren’t happy about.

Someone please explain this one:

see more pwn and owned pictures

thanks nat

Flo Rida - Round Round. You’ll recognize the sample and it will be stuck in your head.

Click the image for higher resolution.

Holy Taco built this wonder:

Thanks Rhetta.

Looks like Kurt is planning on competing with Kirk Cameron when he retires.  Here’s a gem from the YouTube comments section:

Kurt, please draw a magical unicorn next!
Maybe you can draw your magical flying sun god riding an awesome unicorn!