Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Jessica Simpson May Have Eaten The Chili Cook Off.  [The Beer Goggler]
• Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice.  [The Onion]
• Who Has The Internet’s Biggest Ego?  [Asylum]
• Racing Video Games From Your Childhood.  [Angry T]
• 11 Of The Best Fictional Drug Dealers In Movies.  [Unreality]
• Meet the 2008-9 Raptors Dance Team.  [Cuzoogle]
• 10 Deadliest Girl Fights.  [Liquid Generation]
• 14 year-old successfully impersonates cop for 5 hours.  [Tribune]
• Super Bowl Watch Party Essential:  The Stadium Pal.  [Tailgating Ideas]
• Painted and Pregnant: A photo gallery tribute.  [afrojacks]
• Cross Gender Superheroes?  [Gunaxin]
• Insanely Detailed Etch-A-Sketch Portraits.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• Become legendary, submit to the Universal Record Database.  [URDB]
• Cheerleader caught in awkward position.  [The World of Isaac]
• XLIII Things Bruce Springsteen Has Done Bigger than the Super Bowl Halftime Show.  [HHR]
• Another Yahoo Answers classic.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• One more from Yahoo Answers.  [Y!]
• I’m just a simple man.  [This is Illuminati]
• This dog will rip your face off for cupcakes [Brahsome]
• Most people go to college for 6 years… Yeah, they’re called quarterbacks [Observation Bubble]
• Learn about a teen hockey goalie’s brilliant invention.  [Boston]