Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here

• A collection of mock motivational posters.  [Brahsome]
• Epic Drive Through ATM Fail (video).  [Tasty Booze]
• Hot high school teacher has a thing for her students.  [Busted Coverage]
• 10 Movies You’ll Really Want To See In 2009.  [Cuzoogle]
• White Sox player made out of LEGOs.  [Stickboy]
• 50 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models.  [Pop Crunch]
• CBS let’s a mic’d up sideline get vulgar.  [The World of Isaac]
• Teaching a Parrot Portuguese and 9 0ther Ridiculous Ways Guys Try to Impress Women.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• Dodgers Players/Coaches/Trainers/Bat Boys Stock Up On Trojans [Sharapova's Thigh]
• This video might make you drive slower.  [Nearly Good]
• Woman trips, falls, can of hairspray lodged up butt.  [News]
• Hot Chick That Can Sing Too.  [Regretful Morning]
• Paris Hilton: “I’ve Only Slept With a Couple of People”  [MoonDog Sports]
• Someone you don’t know has friended you on Facebook.  [This is Illuminati]
• How bad were the announcers for the BCS Championship?  [Fanhouse]
• 12 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels.  [Cracked]