Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here. Image via BlogofHilarity.

• A look at what college beach volleyball players would look like.  [Busted Coverage]
• Get to know all of the Miss America contestants.  [Gunaxin]
• Bar Mitzvah Memories From The 90’s.  [Ice Ice Babies]
• Plaxico’s replacement gets shot too.  [InGameNow]
• WTF-worthy eBay auctions.  [Mental Floss]
• Who says Wall Street doesn’t care about the little guy?  [Angry T]
• The History Of Dolly Parton’s Cleavage.  [Asylum]
• DVDs no dude should have.  [Next Round]
• Look How Fresh Kanye West’s Suit Is…Nuff Said!  [Gravy and Biscuits]
• Slumdogging with Freida Pinto.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• 18 NBA Salaries That Obama Should Freeze.  [Cuzoogle]
• And now a public service announcement.  [This is Illuminati]
• And the nominees are… [HHR]
• Megan Fox As Lara Croft?  [Sharapova's Thigh]
• Diane Sawyer hits the bottle on Inauguration Day.  [The World of Isaac]