Lessons In Poetry With Mariah Carey

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Posted by gibbs12 in Celebrity, Deep Lyrics

The following brilliance is a selection from her poem book, titled “The Unicorn”:

I love my unicorn, he knows I am true,
My troubles go poof, my unicorn named Boo

Mariah’s relationship with her unicorn makes Beyonce’s alter ego seem normal.

While we’re at it, let’s take a look at Mariah’s face transformation. Looks like those nostrils used to pull in some more air:

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rick

January 13th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

She is one of a kind. she is so damn caught up in all of this celebrity crap that she has lost herself.

That is why money seems to do to people. Make them care nothing but for more money.
Reparate Me

January 13th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

Reparate me for Mariah’s dumb dumb poetry and for every dollar some dummy spends reading it.
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alex

January 14th, 2009 at 12:20 am

who cares, she is so hot
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Jetflo20

January 15th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

So after reading the awe inspiring words from Mariah’s poem “The Unicorn” I decided to help her out with a little rewrite:

My unicorn has a horn.
The horn does not go beep.
He stays in the guest bedroom.
That is where he sleep.

My unicorn knows I’m crazy.
I know my unicorn is corny and lazy.
He is my boo!
So what’s it to you?
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jenieva tom

June 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm

hey mariah you are so awesome i like ur songs…