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Just another day in the always entertaining life of Michael Irvin.  Here’s what happened to him Monday:

  1. Irvin is driving through Dallas, hoping his ego will be fed by some ladies recognizing him
  2. Red light.  Car in next lane rolls window down.  “I own this town,” thinks Irvin.
  3. Homie in passenger seat points gun out the window.
  4. “Uh oh,” thinks Irvin.
  5. “Awww shit, that’s Michael Irvin, put the gun down” driver says.
  6. “Mike, what the hell happened to the Cowboys this season?  How do you tie your tie knots so big?  Why did you always wear that pacifier mouthpiece?  Did Troy Aikman and Jay Novacek really have a special relationship?”
  7. Green light.  Homies speed off.
  8. Irvin lets the cops know about the situation the next day.

[TSG]

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