Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Sleeping Bear Bag.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Awesome Garnett/Marbury photoshop.  [Cuzoogle]
• 7 Biggest Things Ever Stolen.  [Cracked]
• Punch Out coming to the Wii!  [First Cuts]
• 10 80’s Nintendo Commercials.  [Unreality]
• Ninja vs Pirate Faceoff.  [Angry T]
• Gaming Really Is Bad For Your Health.  [BBC]
• Most Intimidating Athletes Ever.  [Sporting Muse]
• 8 Incredible Survivor Stories.  [Brave New Traveler]
• Collection of NSFW Disclaimers.  [URLesque]
• Top 10 Movie Serial Killers.  [Gunaxin]
• Adriana Lima Denies Pregnancy Rumors.  [MoonDog Sports]
• Quite possibly the best Dear Illuminati ever.  [9 to Fried]
• Will Ferrell is Nate Robinson’s muse.  [Observation Bubble]
• Get off my head, bro.  [HHR]
• OctoMom Offered $1 Mill For Porno. In Other News, Porn Industry Loses Its Mind.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• Black Lips’ Guide To A Garage Band’s Garage.  [Asylum]
• Arrested Development: The Movie is a go, people.  [Brahsome]

Grandpa is either a creepy stalker, depressed, or wants to be included on the next round.

via sorryimissedyourparty

via postivesharing.  thanks rhetta.

via hot clicks

This is what your true friends would do to help you land a job:

A radio show crew put together this “I’m On A Boat” parody about the infamous snuggie:

She said we needed the money, but I was working. We have a 3 year old son. I don’t know whether to leave her, as it would kill my son. yeah shes only been doing it for 6 months and i had no reason to suspect her as i thought she was working at hairdressing during the day and waitressing through the night and dont forget i have a son to concider as well and yes she was a prostitute not an escort

Check out some Internet hilarity in the form of answers here.

Most people know I love me some Bone Thugs, so you can imagine how excited I was when they released a new single with all 5 members:

From The Onion:

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?