Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 10 Funny Michael Phelps Photoshops.  [Cuzoogle]
• 10 Funniest Celebrity Farts Caught On Camera.  [Manofest]
• Man arrested in parking lot for threesome with blow up dolls.  [TSG]
• 25 Things I Didn’t Want To Know About You.  [Time]
• Valentine’s Day Tips From The World’s Sexiest Ladies.  [Asylum]
• Check out the star-studded full Gatorade spot.  [Angry T]
• 5 Craziest Sports-Related Career Swaps.  [First Cuts]
• Ron Jeremy:  My Life As A Porn Star.  [Time]
• Signing Day And Sitcoms.  [Gus Johnson Whisper]
• Which MLB Owner Was Tagging This Escort?  [Busted Coverage]
• Great office prank.  [Better Than Bad]
• Michael Phelps’ Grocery List.  [Gunaxin]
• Jennifer Aniston Won’t be Using eHarmony. [MoonDog Sports]