Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Super Bowl Lookalikes.  [Gunaxin]
• 10 Unappreciated Comedies.  [BetterThanBad]
• Most Inspirational Pep Talks.  [Bachelor Guy]
• Woman DUIs into police horse.  [PFT]
• Sewage Yields More Gold Than Mines.  [Reuters]
• 6 Inspiring Rags to Riches Stories That Are BS.  [Cracked]
• AZ Residents Fed Hardcore Porn During Super Bowl XLII By Comcast.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Comcast offers $10 for porn-affected viewers.  [News]
• Is Michael Phelps The World’s Top Wigger?  [Busted Coverage]
• Miller High Life’s 1 Second Commercial.  [Tasty Booze]
• Banned Ashley Madison Ad.  [Brahsome]
• 5 Chick Flicks You’ll Need To Avoid.  [Next Round]
• Happy Birthday Isla Fisher.  [MoonDog Sports]
• What not to wear….THE CONTEST.  [9 to Fried]
• Ilham Anas: Barack Obama’s Indonesian Look-a-Like.  [Gravy and Biscuits]
• Redneck tries to sell a 1974 original K.I.S.S. tour shirt to a bunch of hippies in line for Phish tickets.  [Observation Bubble]
• A few seconds with Stefan Fatsis, author and former Denver Bronco.  [HHR]
• Banks Are Great With Money.  [Blog of Hilarity]