Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  Exceptional link dump today.

• Ugliest Hockey Jerseys Ever.  [FanIQ]
• 1st time skydiver lands with dead instructor attached to his back.  [CNN]
• 11 Most Unnecessary How-To Guides On The Web.  [Cracked]
• 44 Places To Go In 2009.  [NYT]
• Chicks love Tim Tebow.  [Busted Coverage]
• If you feel a draft it’s because this guy just stole your underwear.  [Tasty Booze]
• 10 Athletic Actors.  [Uncoached]
• Michael Phelps To Be Cast In Pineapple Express 2?  [Cuzoogle]
• 65 Awesome Drunk Celebrity Photos.  [Manofest]
• Maxim Selects The NFL’s Hottest Cheerleader.  [Maxim]
• What can you get for the mom who has everything?  [BoH]
• A Gallery Of Landed Punches.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Check out Kobe’s new shoe.  [KicksonFire]
• Miley Cyrus Upsets Asian Community.  [MoonDog Sports]
• Kevin Costner Buys Minor League Team In Illinois.  [MPS]
• The Legend Of Deese Nuts Cartoon (video).  [FOD]
• The babes of Survivor Tocantins.  [Cuzoogle]
• Great Achievements in Chest Hair: A Gallery Tribute.  [afrojacks]
• Whiskey makes the work go away.  [9 to Fried]
• 2009 Bonnaroo Lineup Announced.  [Gravy and Biscuits]
• This was SI cover?  [Steady Burn]
• You Signed, Olivia Munn Pie Dives.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• License Plate Fails.  [Asylum]