Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Why Are NBA Players Mistiming The Big Balls Dance?  [Hoop Doctors]
• They Photoshopped Brooklyn Decker?!?!  [Busted Coverage]
• 24 Weird Pillows.  [Loudreams]
• Polamaluesque Puppy Dominates Puppy Bowl.  [The Onion]
• Girl complains about missing cookies, guy chokes girl with Wiimote.  [Kotaku]
• The Girls Of Red Alert Uprising.  [Gunaxin]
• 12 Banned Condom Commercials.  [Regretful Morning]
• 8 Musicians Who Need A Punch In The Face.  [Radio Exile]
• Boo Weekley Thinks George W Is Dead.  [Brahsome]
• Terry Glenn arrested for flopping around in hotel.  [Dallas]
• 10 Blatant Flagrant Fouls.  [Hail Mary Jane]
• Soulja Boy online before he was famous.  [Message Board]
• Did the Steelers really win? Let’s take a closer look.  [Afrojacks]
• Woman Fails Driving Test 771 Times.  [Fox]
• Who is the hotter Princess Leia?: Kristen Bell or Olivia Munn.  [Observation Bubble]