Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• If Valentine’s Day Cards Told The Truth.  [Cracked]
• 10 Live TV News Blunders.  [Uncoached]
• 5 Movies That Failed To Predict The Future.  [Spout]
• 15 Most Iconic Movie Masks.  [Unreality]
• NFL Rap Sheet Game.  [Liquid Generation]
• Rookies Of The SI Swimsuit Issue.  [Coed]
• A reason for guys to watch American Idol.  [Tasty Booze]
• Facebook Has Ruined High School Reunions.  [Denuology]
• Happy Birthday Abe Lincoln.  [Gunaxin]
• Woody Hayes Did Post Game Interviews Naked.  [With Leather]
• Is It Possible That I Have A -Very- Special Secret Admirer On This V-Day?  [Sharapova's Thigh]
• Remember Weird Al Yancovic?  [Ice Ice Babies]
• I Confess: I’ve been on the Juice Since I Started Blogging.  [MoonDog Sports]
• The White Stripes return to send Conan out in style.  [Brahsome]
• Hope for the hopeless. It’s Dear Illuminati [9 to Fried]
• A gallery of misspelled tattoos.  [afrojacks]
• New Corvette Stingray Concept Released.  [The Bachelor Guy]