Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 10 Celebrities With The Last Name ‘Brown’ To Stay Away From.  [Tabloid Prodigy]
• What’s Inside A-Rod’s Locker?  [Banned In Hollywood]
• 5 Koreans vs. Maria Sharapova.  [Wii Hotties]
• The Government Couldn’t Even Bail Out A Brothel.  [Brahsome]
• Gator Fan Gets Whooped By FSU Fans At Mardi Gras.  [Busted Coverage]
• Hey A-Roid, This is How an Apology Should Go.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• Jobless Ex-Con Asks For More Prison Time.  [Reuters]
• Shamwow Parodies.  [Gunaxin]
• 5 Outrageous Sports Announcer Clips.  [Uncoached]
• Enough with Dwayne Wade and his band-aid.  [World of Isaac]
• This Guy Loves His Boogers (video).  [Blog of Hilarity]
• Topless Coffee Shop Opens In Maine.  [Boston.com]
• Ball-grabbing ex-gf arrested.  [Tasty Booze]
• 500 lbs of pot found on Fabolous’ tour bus.  [News]
• Megan Fox Finally Broke Up With David Silver!  [Sharapova's Thigh]
• Adrianna Lima Already Pregnant?  [MoonDog Sports]
• One lion away from forming Craptron.  [gadjunk]