Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Sleeping Bear Bag.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Awesome Garnett/Marbury photoshop.  [Cuzoogle]
• 7 Biggest Things Ever Stolen.  [Cracked]
• Punch Out coming to the Wii!  [First Cuts]
• 10 80’s Nintendo Commercials.  [Unreality]
• Ninja vs Pirate Faceoff.  [Angry T]
• Gaming Really Is Bad For Your Health.  [BBC]
• Most Intimidating Athletes Ever.  [Sporting Muse]
• 8 Incredible Survivor Stories.  [Brave New Traveler]
• Collection of NSFW Disclaimers.  [URLesque]
• Top 10 Movie Serial Killers.  [Gunaxin]
• Adriana Lima Denies Pregnancy Rumors.  [MoonDog Sports]
• Quite possibly the best Dear Illuminati ever.  [9 to Fried]
• Will Ferrell is Nate Robinson’s muse.  [Observation Bubble]
• Get off my head, bro.  [HHR]
• OctoMom Offered $1 Mill For Porno. In Other News, Porn Industry Loses Its Mind.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• Black Lips’ Guide To A Garage Band’s Garage.  [Asylum]
• Arrested Development: The Movie is a go, people.  [Brahsome]