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Archive for March, 2009

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Museum of Hoaxes compiled the complete list and below are a few of my favorites.

#2: Sidd Finch

Sidd Finch1985: Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the “art of the pitch” in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the “great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa.” Mets fans celebrated their teams’ amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, George Plimpton.

#8: The Left-Handed Whopper

1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a “Left-Handed Whopper” specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, “many others requested their own ‘right handed’ version.”

See many more at the Museum of Hoaxes.

Does a threat of violating the “honor code” really do anything?  This has potential for some hilarious punishments.

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via holypants

March 31 st
2009

Seat belts wouldn’t do the back seat much good.

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see many more pics here

Bus wins.

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March 31 st
2009

March 31 st
2009

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This site is exactly what it sounds like -

  • A guy is on cruthces
  • He has a camera
  • He takes pictures of people that sit in the seats that were meant for him
  • He uploads and provides commentary

peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstandingonmycrutches.com

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Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

  • Sweet Pics From Earth Hour.  [Boston]
  • Polar Bear-Proof Your Camp.  [Asylum]
  • The Snuggie vs. The Slanket vs. The Freedom Blanket vs. The Blankoat.  [Gizmodo]
  • Q&A With Matt Saracen.  [SI]
  • Jimmy Kimmel’s Lebron Impersonation.  [Tasty Booze]
  • 6 ‘Tactical’ Weapons That Are Anything But.  [Regretful Morning]
  • When Tweets Get Too Personal.  [The Geek Pad]
  • March Madness’ Most Perverted Cameraman.  [World of Isaac]
  • Why Is Blake Griffin Dressed Like That?  [Brahsome]
  • Jim Carrey’s Greatest Movies.  [Rotten Tomatoes]
  • Forget Beer Nuts, Eat Beer Chips.  [The Bachelor Guy]
  • Time Waster: The Bailout Game.  [9 to Fried]
  • I think you’ll like Sara Jean Underwood.  [The Beer Goggler]
  • Alyssa Milano: Marlin Carl Pavano > Yankee Carl Pavano (In Bed).  [HHR]
  • 10 Greatest South Park Characters Of All Time.  [Manofest]

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Home Stretch Morning Edition is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Afternoon Edition.

  • Super Heroes Need To Pay The Bills Too.  [Dulce]
  • Shamwow Guy Beats Up Canibal Hooker.  [Gawker]
  • 10 Awesome Star Wars Toys.  [Gunaxin]
  • 10 Best Cars in TV and Movie History.  [Buzz Pirates]
  • A College Junior’s Daily Routine.  [Regretful Morning]
  • How To Use Twitter Professionally.  [Ask Men]
  • Josh McDaniels Is Scared Of Jay Cutler.  [Laddy McFaddy]
  • 10 NFL 1st Round Draft Busts.  [Sporting News]
  • 11 Worst Sports Related Video Games.  [Angry T]
  • Michael Vick expects to earn $10mil/year when he returns.  [AJC]
  • Inmate Tries To Heat Sausages In Toilet.  [Cuzoogle]
  • 5 Amazingly Hardcore Rugby Hits.  [Uncoached]
  • Anna Rawson Is The Newest Go Daddy Girl.  [InGameNow]
  • 10 Great Men Who Built Their Careers On Plagiarism.  [Cracked]
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