Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Girl Scouts are to blame for fat America!  [Regretful Morning]
• March Madness Flow Chart.  [Gunaxin]
• Amazing Movie Art.  [Funtasticus]
• Top 10 Tricked Out Athlete Cars.  [Angry T]
• Get to know the Louisville Cardinal Dance Team.  [Busted Coverage]
• Underwater Volcano Erupts In Tonga.  [Traveling Light]
• Panthers Fan Flashes Camera On Live TV.  [Total Pro Sports]
• Top Kenny Powers Quotes.  [Buzz Pirates]
• 2009 NCAA Tournament Regional Practice Round with Texas, Carolina & Duke.  [Observation Bubble]
• Bill O’Reilly talks dirty to you.  [Film Drunk]
• Read about this police report.  [TSG]
• Save That Cheese: Rasheed Wallace Waxes Economic.  [Brahsome]
• It’s time for Dear Illuminati.  [9 to Fried]
• 8 Pointless Pieces Of Fitness Equipment.  [Obsession Fitness]