By now everyone with have a sense of pop culture has heard of the site F*** My Life, which features the best of user-submitted FML situations.  Since it’s currently my favorite site to browse on the iPhone, I’ll frequently feature some favorites.  Thanks Brendan for the idea.

Here’s a few to kick it off:

Dumped for the mall kiosk guy

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she’s looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I’m going to medical school. FML

Unnecessary Jumper

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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