By now everyone with have a sense of pop culture has heard of the site F*** My Life, which features the best of user-submitted FML situations.  Since it’s currently my favorite site to browse on the iPhone, I’ll frequently feature some favorites.

It could happen to you

Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick’s Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven’t had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML

Don’t share with dad

Today, my father asked me if he could borrow my electric razor because he wanted to “surprise mom later”. Anxious to see him without his life-long beard, I willingly agreed. About half an hour later he exited the bathroom. Beard fully intact. FML