Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  Strange toilet picture via DJMick.

• 10 Worst Shows On TV Right Now.  [Manofest]
• Odds To Win For Season 8 Of Dancing With The Stars.  [Cuzoogle]
• WAG Material:  Irina Sheik.  [Busted Coverage]
• Car thief calls 911, says can’t be caught, gets caught.  [CBS]
• 10 Inappropriate Pokemon Videos.  [Unreality]
• Jessica Biel’s stripper movie going straight to video.  [Angry T]
• Captain Kirk’s 8 Most Impressive Love Conquests.  [Topless Robot]
• Ridiculous Job Training Videos.  [Esquire]
• Hokie fans want to “tea-bag Pau-lus”.  [Brahsome]
• Guy, Ironically Named Tuganov, Dies After Viagra-Fueled Orgy.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• The single, most badass kid on the planet.  [Observation Bubble]
• 5 Crazy Televangelist Videos.  [Uncoached]
• Crazy UK PSAs.  [Boosh]
• 10 Ugliest Baseball Uniforms.  [FanIQ]
• If these celebs were cars… [Banned In Hollywood]
• Internet’s Best Parental Interruption Videos.  [URLesque]
• AFL Veteran Talks Bluntly About Suspended League.  [HHR]
• Batman and Robin act like every couple.  [gadjunk]
• Ed Hightower is full of himself.  [The World of Isaac]